NARRATOR: Beskin-Sashik...
SORLIE: Captain Andreyasn, do you have a minute?
KEVYN: One minute. We're busy accepting a surrender.
SORLIE: I'll be quick. You're using your ship wrong.
KEVYN: I already figured out that it's a poor warship, Captain Sorlie.
SORLIE: That's because it's actually a teraport cage.
KEVYN: So... I'm wondering if brass has a low-level toxic effect that reduces intelligence.
SORLIE: Probably not.
I'm a captain too, and I figured it out.