Transcript for Sunday, September 5, 2004
Narrator: Petey is now, for lack of a less scary description, a self-replicating, self-aware war machine.
Petey: I don't see what you're worried about.
Narrator: If that doesn't give you pause, it should.
Petey: I'm not crazy. I'm not sociopathic. I'm not bigoted. I'm just determined to do good things, and I happen to be very, very powerful.
Kevyn: You're also lying to us.
Kevyn: You didn't create an unfettered AI with your original fabber. Nor with the one you captured.
Kevyn: You didn't destroy our fabber to hide how you suborned it. That was just misdirection for the Ob'enn.
Kevyn: Those Thunderheads out there. . . The way they bow and scrape to you now... Your miraculous lone-gun takeover of the
Scepter of Unrelenting Pain... It all adds up.
Kevyn: The "Fabber" you suborned was our illegal cloning kit. You built yourself an organic body. You're a flesh-and-blood Ob'enn.
Kevyn: Walk on out here, and let's have a look at your
real secret, Petey.
Petey: I don't suppose it would help much for me to order you all to pay no attention to the bear behind the curtain?
Ennesby: His nose doesn't get longer when he lies to us, but hey, he's a real boy now Gepetto!