Narrator: An accomplished swordsman, the reverend has been drilling with some more useful weapons (firearms!) on the company range.
Narrator: In the heat of the moment, however, he reached for what he was most familiar, most comfortable with.
Narrator: This actually worked out okay.
Theo: Hold still, or I'll poke you in the other eye.
Thug 1: Okay, uh-huh, owie.