Sunday, December 12, 2004



Transcript for Sunday, December 12, 2004
Narrator: Aboard the Ob'enn ship Cloak of Untrammeled Dignity, whose five hundred thousand cubic kilometers provide a standing guarantee of superior firepower and dignity untrammeled:
Ob'enn Sycophant: Revered Sir, our pawn on Ystre has been assassinated.
Ob'enn Lord: By whom? Is this an effort to thwart us directly, or just a local inconvenience?
Ob'enn Sycophant: It's... curious, Your Grace. We lifted some security system footage, and it appears as if this Primate Principio was involved personally.
Ob'enn Lord: Personally? You mean that meddling human was there?
Ob'enn Sycophant: Indeed, Majesty. And he was killed, along with one of the other sophonts who addressed us, an amorph.
Ob'enn Lord: This is good news. I'll sleep well knowing that opponent has been dispatched, even if it sets us back a few years on Ystre.
Ob'enn Sycophant: With Rhadamanthine reverence, Lord, I would not counsel sleep just yet.
Ob'enn Lord: Okay, you've crossed a line when I need a thesaurus to follow your flattery. Out with it.
Ob'enn Sycophant: Op-int believes that the Primate Principio was actually a mercenary in the employ of the Rogue.
Ob'enn Lord: To what purpose?
Ob'enn Sycophant: That's the question they've all been asking themselves. They want more information.
Ob'enn Lord: No... They want permission to go get more information... Which means they suspect that the answer lies outside their budgeted sphere of operations.
Ob'enn Sycophant: Prudent Master, your
Ob'enn Lord: Oh, cut that out. I'll fund Op-int's little research project.
Ob'enn Lord: 'Rhadamanthine.'
Ob'enn Lord: Four hells and wet fur.
Ob'enn Lord: We've trouble enough with our own Gods without going and borrowing words from somebody else's.


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