Kevyn: Schlock said that you and Captain Tagon were kissing. Is this true?
Elf: Yeah.
Elf: Are you going to make something of it?
Kevyn: I was worried that you might make something of it, and slap the company with a harassment suit.
Elf: Well, it wasn't harassment. It was very poorly timed romance.
Elf: You just recorded that for our lawyer.
Kevyn: And he's going to get a good night's sleep tonight.