Kevyn: General, I think it might be wise for you and I to get out of the open for a few minutes.
General Tagon: What's the worry?
Kevyn: Oh, you know us bald types. . . Sunburn.
General Tagon: Son, I've been putting UV-screen on my shiny top since before you were born.
Kevyn: Yeah, well. You need a pretty SPF to protect against plasma fire.
General Tagon: If you're expecting plasma fire, say so, and we'll find some better cover than a shade tree.