Mad Scientist: Congratulations, Detective. I have to confess, I wasn't expecting anyone to discover my little operation for at least six more months.
Detective Dannovo: Congratulate John Der Trihs, then. Your co-conspirator sold you out.
Mad Scientist: I have no co-conspirators. This is my work. ALL OF IT!
Detective Dannovo: The law requires me to tell you that I am recording this conversation. Could you try to sound just a little less crazy, so your confession will stand up better in court?