Schlock: I remember Kevyn being the Captain, and Tagon's Dad joining up for a couple of months.

And I remember Kevyn never being the Captain, and me never meeting Tagon's Dad.
Schlock: Every time I think about it, it's like the memories FIGHT with each other. If I had a head, the pain would be called a headache.
Legs: does the Ovalkwik make the headaches go away?
Schlock: No. It just makes me happy enough not to care.