Petey: The trick here lies in finding worthwhile 'community service' for which the miscreants I abduct are actually suited.

The Tohdfraug fleet was easy to put to use. The Kestronan Insurgency was a little more difficult.
Petey: Their armor column has been re-fit and they're now sifting technological remnants from a cinder world a million years gone.
Petey: The real challenge was that gang of morons calling themselves the "Tricameral Assembly."
Ambassador Breya: I thought you incinerated that assembly from orbit.
Petey: If I'd known how useless they were going to prove, I probably would have.