Narrator: The Prandial Palace, sub-basement 'A', elevator access control.
Elf: I'm Commander Foxworthy. My team is here to provide security for the King's casket.
Elevator Security Guard: We've been expecting you. The elevator is. . .
Elevator Security Guard: . . . Umm. . .
Elevator Security Guard: We weren't expecting this thing.
Schlock: Nobody ever is. I love my job.