Doctor Bunnigus: Corporal Vog, may I have a word with you?
Vog: Certainly, Doctor.
Vog: I have enjoyed your fiance's discourses on mores and morality. I'm sure whatever 'word' you wish to have will be similarly edifying.
Doctor Bunnigus: The word is "it's time for your physical examination."
Vog: Did I say edifying? I meant probative.