Narrator: Aboard the mercenary warship Touch-And-Go, still drydocked.
Ennesby: Captain, Lieutenant Commander Shodan needs you in the training room ASAP.
Captain Tagon: I'm busy right now. Can it wait?
Ennesby: He says that Corporal Chisulo, the elephant, wants to take you on with pugil-sticks.
Captain Tagon: Oh.

Okay, fine. This won't take long.
Ennesby: I'm reviewing video of the pugil-stick training right now. . . Chisulo is good.
Ennesby: He presents a big target, but his trunk gives him a very impressive reach.
Ennesby: I don't think your Dorothy trick will work. Besides. . . he won't grow bits back like Schlock did.
Captain Tagon: We're here. You can shut up now.
Captain Tagon: Stick.
Shodan: Here you go, sir.
Corporal Chisulo: I'm pretty sure that's cheating.
Captain Tagon: I'm sorry, did you just say "Thank you sir! May I have another?"
Corporal Chisulo: Thank you sir! Point. . . umm. . . taken.