Howard Tayler is the award-winning cartoonist responsible for Schlock Mercenary and the inventor of the chupaqueso. He's married, and lives in Orem, UT with his wife Sandra (who posts here from time to time) and his four children (who do not.) This site is where you'll find Howard's movie and book reviews , his political and religious views, and stuff he just felt like writing about. Hopefully you'll enjoy at least some of it. Here at Schlock Mercenary we don't want to change your mind: we want to transplant it into a giant killer robot... or maybe a monkey. It depends on how dangerous we think you'd be to US.