Captain, I've begun hearing rumblings about the story rights to our escapades.
I thought you read all about that stuff months ago.
Oh, I did. The problem is that now I'm hearing rumblings from the troops. Just having that show airing in the rec-room is hurting morale.In my opinion, they either need a bigger cut of the royalties, or a quick distraction.
Change the channel, or I'm changing it for you from here.
Boy, that's distracting.