This used to be a Popso 2250 Autovend. What it is now is scrap metal.
I've seen units damaged by everything we cover under warranty, up to and including vehicular vandalism... This beats 'em all.
Yessiree, I think with this machine we'll be referring to the "acts of God" clause.
I'm sure the men will take that as a compliment.
Just so's you know that this service ain't gonna be complementary.