Thursday December 4, 2003
Corpsman:Elf, I think you're starting to slip into shock.
Elf:Hit me with a stimmie and I'll be jus' fine.
Corpsman:No stimmies in your condition. That's not what they're for.
Elf:Sure it is. I'm comin' offa three right now.They work for missing friends. Figures that they work for missing legs too.
Corpsman:Elf, there's a simple technical term for what you're currently suffering from.
Elf:If it's not "drug shortage" I'm going to ask for a second opinion.
Corpsman:Captain, we need to get our little stim addict back to base.