Wednesday December 31, 2003
Book 4: The Blackness Between
Part IV: A Little First Contact


Schlock:You kicked me. Why am I supposed to be apologizing?
Elf:You were being insensitive. You put your foot in your mouth.
Schlock:I don't have feet. And I think what ended up in my mouth was actually your...
Elf:Fine. As big as your mouth is, my new boots are bigger.