Thursday March 16, 2006
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei
Part V: Glamour Assault

Transcript

Narrator:Planning a break-in...
Ebbirnoth:So... How do you want to do this?
Schlock:Dunno. You're the guy on the inside.
Ebbirnoth:Well... We could cut you into little pieces and smuggle you inside a pocketful at a time.
Schlock:Or I could hide in a paper bag on the doorstep, then you set the bag on fire and ring the doorbell.
Ebbirnoth:I'd pay money to see that.
Schlock:You'll never see that much money in your life.