Saturday March 18, 2006
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei
Part V: Glamour Assault


Ebbirnoth:Just sit still in this closet until I come for you.
Schlock:How long is that going to be?
Ebbirnoth:About ten hours.
Schlock:Ten hours? What am I supposed to do when somebody else comes along and sees me in here?
Ebbirnoth:Just lie still. Don't move, and don't let 'em see your eyes.
Ebbirnoth:See, I'm the junior janitor around here. Who do you think gets the call when somebody finds a giant pile of poo in the closet?
Schlock:'Unique abilities' he said.