Wednesday February 1, 2006
Elf:I don't understand. Why can't you just figure out where I'm broken and grow me some new bits.
Doctor Bunnigus:Because what's broken is in your brain. Your stimmie abuse re-wired the pleasure center, all kinds of event filters, and even some of your memories.
Elf:So why don't you just grow me a new pleasure center and new filter thingies?
Doctor Bunnigus:Because I don't like vegetables.
Elf:I don't see. . . Oh.