Monday May 21, 2007
Book 9: The Body Politic
Part I: King for a Day


Schlock:Hey, Elf. I need a new plasma cannon.
Elf:What, already?
Schlock:I didin't break my new one. And I didn't break my old one, Kevyn did.
Elf:So why do you need another one? Nobody is comfortable with you dual-wielding that kind of hot death.
Elf:I can tell I shouldn't have said "dual wielding."
Schlock:All I wanted was a spare, but now that you mention it. . .