Tuesday May 22, 2007
Schlock:I've got extra eyes. I can shoot in two directions at once.
Elf:Sergeant, when you fire your plasgun in one direction the only safe place for friendlies is behind you.
Elf:And that's giving the word "safe" a real workout.
Elf:If I give you two plasguns, and you fire in multiple directions, the only safe place for the rest of us would be inside you.
Schlock:I promise not to chew.
Elf:I'm still gonna have to say no.