Monday September 3, 2007
Book 9: The Body Politic
Part II: Royal Flush


Ennesby:The Palace Gardener is calling. He thinks we should help fill the hole we made.
Captain Tagon:That's true. It'll be good P.R., especially if those responsible are holding shovels.
Captain Tagon:Let's see. . . TAG, you made the hole.
TAG:Elf ordered me to. And I can't hold a shovel.
Elf:I was solving a problem Schlock created. I probably saved millions of lives.
Schlock:Crap really does flow downhill.
Ennesby:Yes. Yes, you do.