Wednesday September 5, 2007
Palace Gardener:Ah, here's my fill dirt. Just dump it over there, Bert.
Schlock:Umm. . . hang on.
Schlock:He's got a grav-tractor, and we've got shovels. Why not have him dump it in the hole?
Palace Gardener:Gardening is spiritual work. The shovels allow us to commune with the soil.
Schlock:Are we trying to have a conversation with the dirt, or are we trying to fill a crater with it?