Friday September 7, 2007
Book 9: The Body Politic — Part II: Royal Flush


Ennesby: Back so soon?
Schlock: The gardener wanted me to talk with some dirt with a shovel.
Schlock: Turns out the dirt will respond just fine to a little shouting, and TAG's grav-tractor.
Ennesby: How did the gardener respond to that?
Schlock: Him I had to talk to with the shovel.
Ennesby: Please tell me you didn't have him spayed.