Friday September 7, 2007
Book 9: The Body Politic
Part II: Royal Flush


Ennesby:Back so soon?
Schlock:The gardener wanted me to talk with some dirt with a shovel.
Schlock:Turns out the dirt will respond just fine to a little shouting, and TAG's grav-tractor.
Ennesby:How did the gardener respond to that?
Schlock:Him I had to talk to with the shovel.
Ennesby:Please tell me you didn't have him spayed.