Oh, and you know how you told me that the stupid amorph stuff I do would amaze humans?
Well, around here everybody watches the Schlock Mercenary TV show, and this season Sergeant Schlock learned to change color and disguise himself as a human.
Amorphs can't do that!
The TV-me is putting me-me out of a job.
What about flying around on your plasma cannons?
Maybe we can kill another TV network. Is there still money in that?