Wednesday April 29, 2009
Schlock:An act? What am I supposed to do for an act?
Schlock:Circuses are full of experts and athletes! What can I do that they can't?
'Chelle:I've seen you swallow your own eyeballs and grow extra hands.
Schlock:That doesn't count. Any amorph can do that.
'Chelle:And I'm sure every single extremely rare carbosilicate amorph in the audience will be quick to point that out.