chupaqueso repairman: This used to be a Popso 2250 Autovend. What it is now is scrap metal.
Schlock:
chupaqueso repairman: I've seen units damaged by everything we cover under warranty, up to and including vehicular vandalism... This beats 'em all.
chupaqueso repairman: Yessiree, I think with this machine we'll be referring to the "acts of God" clause.
Kevyn: I'm sure the men will take that as a compliment.
chupaqueso repairman: Just so's you know that this service ain't gonna be complementary.
Brad: