Corpsman: Elf, I think you're starting to slip into shock.
Elf: Hit me with a stimmie and I'll be jus' fine.
Corpsman: No stimmies in your condition. That's not what they're for.
Elf: Sure it is. I'm comin' offa three right now. They work for missing friends. Figures that they work for missing legs too.
Corpsman: Elf, there's a simple technical term for what you're currently suffering from.
Elf: If it's not "drug shortage" I'm going to ask for a second opinion.
Corpsman: Captain, we need to get our little stim addict back to base.