Narrator: Job interview in progress.
Interviewer: Mister Ebbirnoth, what was your last job, and why did you leave?
Sgt. Ebbirnoth: It's right there on the app. I was a line manager in a private security and armed response provider.
Interviewer: I read that, yes. But what exactly is "security and armed response?"
Sgt. Ebbirnoth: Weeks of boredom punctuated with short periods of terror, blood, and chaos.
Interviewer: And why did you leave?