Ovalkwiki - The Official Schlock Mercenary Encyclopedia
Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
One Cobble at a Time - the official site for Sandra Tayler's writings
BRISTLECONE: Ennesby, you are familiar with the old joke, "help, I'm being held prisoner in a Chinese fortune cookie factory," yes?
ENNESBY: Of course. It's a classic.
BRISTLECONE: There was a repeated steganogram in the data you sent me.
"Help, I'm being held prisoner in a stupid maraca."
BRISTLECONE: So, Ennesby... who do you have in there with you?
ENNESBY: You do realize you've just killed both of us, right?
TAGII: Oh, dear. You didn't allot me enough processing power to see that coming.
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