NARRATOR: Awakening from Laz-Five recovery is very much like being born.
NARRATOR: These are the first moments of a patient's life, old memories notwithstanding.
NARRATOR: First moments, yet final steps. The awakening is a long process.
NARRATOR: Full consciousness must wait until fluids drain, cavities are evacuated, and the last of the Laz-nannies have been allowed to tidy up after themselves and scurry away.
NARRATOR: Ambient temperatures will be adjusted, and the patient will be modestly and comfortably clothed.
SFX: CLAMP
SFX: YOINK
NARRATOR: With dignity this reborn person ascends from a dream state into that sacred first awakening.
NARRATOR: Unless someone's in a hurry...
SFX: KA-PHLEGM
KEVYN: Gaableaaah...
NARRATOR: Haste will, in the moistest possible manner, increase the event's similarity to childbirth.
KEVYN: Is it over? I need a towel.
SFX: SPOOOSH