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Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
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NARRATOR: Back in Barad-Mellon Tower...
KATHRYN: Captain, this contract is deeply concerning.
TAGON: Can you be more specific?
KATHRYN: By enumerating my concerns? Yes.
KATHRYN: First, I suspect that any contract which will cover our debt will necessarily require long term indentured servitude.
TAGON: Does it say that in there?
KATHRYN: It doesn't not say it, and that's my next concern.
KATHRYN: It's terribly vague.
KATHRYN: Imagine telling someone to “win the war” without defining victory conditions, or telling them who you're at war with.
TAGON: I didn't see the word “war” in there anywhere.
KATHRYN: My biggest concern? Why did Ennesby leave before we cracked open this whopper he “negotiated?”
SCHLOCK: My only concern is will the contract be fun?
KATHRYN: How did you get into my office?
SCHLOCK: Sub-floor conduits. I'm spying for my plantoon.
KATHRYN: I now have a few tangentially related concerns.
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