LIZ: We're hosting an academic conference on deep history, and I need speakers.
SORLIE: Sorry, Lieutenant. I really would love to help, but I'm terrible at speeches.
LIZ: Oh, I don't need you to speak.
LIZ: I need you to get all your friends to speak.
SORLIE: Gee. How can I possibly refuse such an unflattering request.
SCHLOCK: Especially since I heard you just now say you'd love to help.