Monday May 20, 2002
Book 2: The Teraport Wars
Part I: Kickin' Bu'uthandi and Takin' Names


Jaksmouth:Admiral, reports are coming in from the recovery teams.
Jaksmouth:Well, to quote one team: 'docking with these prison modules is a real pain in the butt.'
Jaksmouth:And Captain Tagon reports that safely extracting these prisoners is 'like pulling teeth.'
Jaksmouth:So. . . Since the adjusted estimates indicate that we've got twenty billion prisoners to rescue. . .
Jaksmouth:. . .I'd say this operation is going to be like pulling several mouthfuls of teeth out through the butt.
Breya:I may have to revoke your metaphor privileges for that one.