Hey, everyone! I'm back, and I managed to resurrect hob, too!
Hob?Is that really you?
These Nano-Meme-Bots I invented should make us all effectively immortal.
Showing up the day after the funeral... Giving us a lame-o, sci-fantasy explanation like that... I dunno.
Hah, Hah. April fools!
Hey everybody! It's open season on jerk narrators.
Oops. That's my cue to leave!