Monday April 1, 2002
Book 2: The Teraport Wars
Part III: Through the Roof


Doctor:Hey, everyone! I'm back, and I managed to resurrect hob, too!
Elf:Hob?Is that really you?
Doctor:These Nano-Meme-Bots I invented should make us all effectively immortal.
Elf:Showing up the day after the funeral... Giving us a lame-o, sci-fantasy explanation like that... I dunno.
Narrator:Hah, Hah. April fools!
Elf:Hey everybody! It's open season on jerk narrators.
Narrator:Oops. That's my cue to leave!