Colonel, Sergeant Schlock tells me that he is very sorry that you stepped in him. He knows you're upset, and hopes you'll forgive him for being so ugly and slimy.
He was curious, though... Why were you trying to take a bath in the dark?
I'm a purp. I've got photosynthetic skin. No light means no photosynthesis.No photosynthesis means no bonus sugars. You see, I prefer to taste the calories i'm going to have to burn off.
You could have taken a bath with your clothes on.
After stepping in you I'm wishing i'd tried that first.