Your treason goes far beyond just spamming, Mister Andreyasn.
While in your capacity as a civilian contractor, you activated alien weaponry, destroyed government property, and murdered U.N.S. Soldiers!
I think you may have mistaken me for my dead clone.
I mean, I don't remember doing any of that, and it sounds pretty memorable. Fun, even.
We'll just have to interrogate you to be sure. And that will definitely be fun.