Thursday April 3, 2003
Book 3: Under New Management — Part I: The REALLY Clever Monkeys


Narrator: Meet corporal Burt 'Nick' Nicholson, Special forces.
Sign: PhillipsTaylerMcTagueKratzerZanreBliss
Narrator: Metallic metaphors work best on nick:
Narrator: Iron sinews...Heart of gold...
Nick: Dere's lotsa words on dese shelfs. Are dey important?
Narrator: Mind like a steel anvil...
Schlock: Just books, Nick. Stay focused.
Nick: Ooh! Pictures!
Schlock: Focus, Nick
Narrator: ...Attention span of Lawrencium 258.