Thursday April 3, 2003
Book 3: Under New Management
Part I: The REALLY Clever Monkeys


Narrator:Meet corporal Burt 'Nick' Nicholson, Special forces.
Narrator:Metallic metaphors work best on nick:
Narrator:Iron sinews...Heart of gold...
Nick:Dere's lotsa words on dese shelfs. Are dey important?
Narrator:Mind like a steel anvil...
Schlock:Just books, Nick. Stay focused.
Nick:Ooh! Pictures!
Schlock:Focus, Nick
Narrator:...Attention span of Lawrencium 258.