The thought of you having romantic feelings towards human females makes me crawl inside, Sergeant.
Why? It's very natural and normal.
I can explain it in two words, and they rhyme with 'Pentacle Rex.'
When schlock explained it to me it was a little creepy, but that was not what it rhymed with.
And please keep the innuendo to an absolute minimum, okay?
Why? Are there children on board?
Ventricle hex? Is that like a love potion?
Three words: Family friendly comic.