Friday July 11, 2003
Book 3: Under New Management — Part III: Board of Accidental Tourism


Ennesby: Schlock just called in. They've made contact with the natives.
Tagon: Patch me through.
Tagon: Sergeant, I think we want to try to avoid cultural contamination. Don't show them any advanced technology.
Schlock: Oh, you mean like our armored clothing, Legs' cannon-helmet, or maybe the big fire we built with my plasgun?
Tagon: I mean stuff they can't explain away without having to deify you.
Schlock: Shep! Captain says no more flying around.
Native 1: <Ooooh.>
Native 2: