Friday July 18, 2003
Book 3: Under New Management
Part III: Board of Accidental Tourism

Transcript

Tagon:Kevyn, the Reverend needs a robot to play uplift ambassador for the natives.
Reverend:I've got a list of requirements right here.
Kevyn:"Fendorian uplift protocols." That's some ambitious social engineering, Reverend.
Reverend:Can you do it?
Kevyn:I'll have to scrounge through some of our repair kits, but I don't see a prob. . . Oh. Wait.Kevyn: It says here that this thing has to work consistently for 500 years.
Tagon:Is that a problem?
Kevyn:I dunno. Is it going to start a holy war when its warranty runs out in the middle of the local Renaissance?