Captain, I'm on the line with three other teams who've made contact with these intelligent natives.The woods are positively thick with rock writing, huts, and hunter-gatherers.
And yet the beach looked deserted in our scans.
Have you forgotten the whale that came clear out of the water and swallowed you whole? That kind of thing must be terrifying to these poor primitives.
Pfft. They just need sharper sticks.
No offense, but I'd pay money to see you take on that whale with a sharp stick, sir.