Sunday November 2, 2003
Elf:Where am I?
Elf:Contrast... green grass and blue sky?
Elf:And a tree?
Elf:Not a tree. A boot.
Elf:Good. Someone's standing here waiting for me to come to.
Elf:Someone with only one leg?
Elf:This is bad. Someone's been hurt.
Elf:Hey, that looks like my b...Uh-oh.
Elf:Walking back to base is going to seriously suck.