Friday May 12, 2006
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei
Part V: Glamour Assault


Narrator:We now return you to Studio Six. . .
Ebbirnoth:Step aside, Elf. It's my turn.
Ebbirnoth:Ladies and gentlemen, give me your attention. We are going to play a little game.
Ebbirnoth:I call it "How many people do I need to shoot before the audience runs from the room?"
Elf:Can I play? This sounds like fun.
Ebbirnoth:Right now the counter is on "zero." In ten seconds I'll be advancing it to "one."