Tuesday April 25, 2006
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei — Part V: Glamour Assault


Elf: Okay, I love it. But there's no way I can fight with my hair like this.
Serge: Au contraire!
Serge: We've threaded your hair with a smart net, and pre-programmed some styles for you
Serge: Observe! The geisha!
Serge: The Cinnamon princess!
Serge: The Tesla!
Elf: Give me the remote now.