Sunday April 30, 2006

Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei
Part V: Glamour Assault


Narrator:HTRN's Glamor Assault, currently broadcasting live from Studio Six in the HTRN building. . .
Serge:Ladies and gentlemen, she's not just beautiful, she's not just well-dressed. . . She is a modern goddess!
Rent-A-Cop 1:She's also under arrest.
Serge:Wait. . . guys, no. You're too early. Wait 'till the next segment.
Rent-A-Cop 1:Listen, Serge. . . That hot little number is a walking, talking weapon.
Rent-A-Cop 2:And flying. Don't forget the flying part.
Rent-A-Cop 1:Right. A walking, talking, flying weapon.
Rent-A-Cop 2:And she's unregistered. We need to get her off the streets, and then we need to find out who did this to her.
Elf:Serge? What's going on over there?
Rent-A-Cop 1:Miss Foxworthy, come down and put your hands on your head. You're under arrest.
Ennesby:Uh-oh. Those look like real police.
Tagon:Uh-oh. Elf is smiling at them.