So... How do those clothes feel, Lieutenant?
Comfy. A little bulky, but nice.
They're also bulletproof! Yes, we've made your new uniform from Shure-Weave armored fabric!
It's the same level of protection worn by the most paranoid of upper-crusties. It'll stop just about anything short of an artillery round.
Oh. My old uniform will stop an artillery round.
How do I get the helmet to deploy?
And we're out for a commercial.