Friday April 28, 2006
Serge:So... How do those clothes feel, Lieutenant?
Elf:Comfy. A little bulky, but nice.
Serge:They're also bulletproof! Yes, we've made your new uniform from Shure-Weave armored fabric!
Serge:It's the same level of protection worn by the most paranoid of upper-crusties. It'll stop just about anything short of an artillery round.
Elf:Oh. My old uniform will stop an artillery round.
Elf:How do I get the helmet to deploy?
HTRN Tech:And we're out for a commercial.