Thursday October 5, 2006
Book 8: The Sharp End of the Stick — Part II: Schlocktoberfest 2006


Schlock: I mapped out the pirate base and helped Elf plan the attack.
Elf: Yeah, but you lost your plasgun in an air vent, and missed out on the carnage.
Schlock: It wouldn't fit in the stupid air vent. I had to shove just to get Kevyn's head in there with me.
Kevyn: Well, that explains the headache, anyway.