Saturday October 14, 2006
Kevyn:Can it wait just a little while? I need to fab myself a new pair of glasses.
Elf:Why? You seem to see just fine without 'em.
Kevyn:Fine? Maybe, if I were willing to make do with the paltry sliver known as "visible light."
Elf:I'm sure you can get by without night-vision for a few days.
Kevyn:I miss basking in the comforting radio glow of the cosmic background.
Elf:Put your head in the microwave.